Space Pirate Nikki

1) Forum name. Tell us the story behind your forum name.

Nikki. It's my name. Nik ripped me off.

2) How come your favourite game right now is your favourite game right now?

I'm in-between games at the moment. More specifically I'm between Mass Effect 2 and 3

3) What games are you playing?

Skyrim, Diablo II, Mass Effect (as ever), whatever odd little games I find in my dusty archives.

4) What games are you looking forward to the release of?

Diablo III! And ME3 ofc..

5) Do you know anyone already in the community?

The really old ones. With wrinkles. The ones that have far too many stories that begin with 'Well this one time we were in Copenhagen...'

6) What do you hope to get out of the community, and what can you bring to us?

WHORES!

..MORE WHORES!

7) What do you do in the real world?

I am a highly paid space pirate/bounty hunter. Fees reasonable. Service with a smile!

I'm currently in the market for a reliable second-in-commans since my gorgeous, destructive mistress of a best friend decided to move across the country. The whore. Yes Nik I'm talking about you.

8 ) What is your favourite film and why?

Chocolat. It has chocolate, Johnny Depp with an irish accent and subtle hints of naughtiness. And chocolate. Did I mention that?

9) If you had one million euros, how would you spend it?

I would purchase a new spaceship. Mine has many holes in it from the numerous high-lightspeed chases I partake in around the galaxy. It leaks. It's a little cold in the vacuum of space. I also want one in pink.

AND WHORES! What would a pirate be without her whores??

I would also hire a second-in-command that does not decide to abandon me for the so called 'glitzy' *cough red* lights of Bristol. YES NIK I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.

10) You're in the supermarket and there's only one tin of epic win left on the shelf. You can see someone further down the aisle aiming straight for it too but there's a sweet old granny in your way so they will get there first. What do you do?

Shoot the bitch.

I neglected to implement a rule stating so during my reign of terr.. when I was an officer, but I'm sure that calling Nik a whore, repeatedly, is some sort of automatic pass to get in without issue.

I'll wish you best of luck while I go hide in my bunker and write my own re-application, since Nik is bound to have me forcibly removed and/or killed for saying that

SHOOT THE BITCH!!

Interesting...

Somehow the post does not go well with the profile image...

Weeee Nikki

https://phoenixlegends.rpg-board.net/t735p15-for-those-with-ns-alts

Wiiiiiii, so cool that you're back nikki =D

Well thats considerably shorter than Bladin's recruitment time, isn't it?

Sir Bob wrote:Well thats considerably shorter than Bladin's recruitment time, isn't it?

I suppose the recruitment guidelines have finally been laid down so everything gets sped up a bit?

What a totally awesome application ^^ Hey Nikki! I'm so happy you're applying!!
Best of luck, although I highly doubt you'll need it ^^

Hey Nikki.

THANK YOU for your application

We are currently reviewing it, and we will get back to you with an answer shortly.

Hugs and kisses

/The Community Administrators

P.S. HI NIKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

So are you joining to play SWTOR? Or just harass everyone?

Nikkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

I'LL BE YOUR WHORE AND YOUR PINK SPACE SHIP!

Nikki!
Welcome to the Phoenix Legends Gaming Community!
We're now adding you to the community member group, which will give you access to the community forum, with which we expect you to wreck some havoc and shower it with British greatness, as well as the ventrilo server of course


Welcome on board sweetie

/Cim via the Community admins

Wiiiii! HI! It's good to cyber-see you all again.

Sessi! How on earth did you remember that?! Hahaha... Ah rocks.

Hey Alex! Hm. Play SWTOR or harass everyone....I can't do both? But yes..apparently I can't escape from it, just about every gamer I know wants to take up the lightsabre so I'm officially Star-Wars'ing up. Rar!

Staffyyyyy..you can be the superwhore! The envy of all other piratey-wenches Ooooo and by the way, LOVE the SW sig, yours too Sagi..those things are hot! Who made them?

Me --> <-- Cimmi

Hugs and kisses and...rocks apparently, to all of you. Thank you for the really warm welcome..group hug time! (there really is an emoticon for everything!)

Superwhore.. challenge accepted! I shall get to work as soon as attractive people I meet allow me.

Mine and Sagi's signatures stems from my secret photoshop lab - would you like to place an order, milady?

Did I mention how pretty you're looking today superwhore? Just let me think of a name! ..And a theme. ..And a side.